I went to Nova Scotia
And all we got was an ear infection and a lot of mosquito bites
It's my bed in a box!
(my bed in a box girrrrrl)
The Other Nurse From "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
A theory and ridiculous overanalysis
A Bit of Paradise in a Pandemic
Quarantinis, straight up
Peanut Butter Tofu Time! Peanut Butter Tofu Time! Peanut Butter Tofu Time!
With a Seaweed Wrap
Batteries not included
So I built a death machine skateboard
Whiskey then wine? Feeling fine...
🍒Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Cart(agena) me away, por favor
Get you a vacay where they can pronounce your last name properly
We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
Holiday eggnog ice cream is the best kind of nog
Magic Mirror on the Wall
Nevermind the news, tell me how handsome I am...
Italian juniper berries and the bees knees
Sounds like a bad Harry Potter novel
Allora...
Pasta, beer, pasta, meat, gelati, pasta, pizza, beer, gelati
I hear they recently decided to add more hops
Beer making is hard work (that really makes you thirsty)
I call it the 'Spruce Moose'
One hour down
"Oh the weather outside is weather"
Forecast calls for running to your local bodega for milk, bread, and Triscuits
Making bad chemistry jokes because the good ones argon
I'll show myself out
Sweden is a pop music factory
And their meatballs ain't that bad either
Let's give this a try
Because I have nothing better to do with my time
About this guy
I'm a man of few words
